Vegas
what happens here, stays here. accident: what happened in Vegas?guy: you happened in Vagesguy: no, seriously. your mom had sex with your dad, and you happenedguy: and then they left you in Vegasguy:...
View Articlemasterbait
1. the wrong way to spell masturbate2. the best brand of bait, just like Master Lock...not really 1. guy1: I masterbait when i'm bored guy2: what a noob2. this doesn't exist
View Articleid
1. short for identification (capitalized)2. short for "i don't" followed by one or two other words (i.e. i don't know, i don't care, etc.) most common:idc,idk,idrmost common w/ an extra word...
View ArticleRed Forman
Born Reginald Albert Forman in 1927, a fictional character played by Kurtwood Larson Smith on the kick-ass comedy That 70s Show (originally aired on FOX) who always threatens to stick his foot up...
View Articlesmartass
A person who just has to make everything make sense. Speaking of which, smartass is a oxymoron because an ass is a stupid person so smartass means "smart stupid person".(not exactly the opposite of...
View ArticleVerizon
A wireless cell phone company that claims to be "America's most reliable". They have terrible commercials, I mean, who wants 1000 people following them everywhere? Can you hear me now? Good.Verizon
View ArticleAT&T
A wireless phone company (also landlines and internet) with pretty bomb commercials. Not sure if their service is any good. (I forgot her name so we'll just call her Jen)Jen: (on the phone) hey mom,...
View Articledumb down
to make stupider; reduce the intelligence of Listening to George W. Bush really dumbed me down.(dumb down)
View Articlebomb it
to do crap at something. girl: ready for that physics test today?guy: nah, I'm gonna bomb it.
View Articlehippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia
Ironically, the fear of long words."sesquippedalio" relates to long words"phobia" is an irrational fear"hippopoto" and "monstro" (short for hippopotamus and monster) exaggerate the length of the...
View Articlethread
sort of like a blog on a forum, except where a blog is more about the person who wrote it, a thread is more open to discussion on a topic. This thread is in the wrong forum.
View Articlelay an egg
to do something poorly, usually regarding some sort of physical activity; bomb it I'm gonna lay an egg during our mile run today.
View Articlethat's what he said
Just like that's what she said, exept what a guy would say. Bob: I could really use a hand.Tod: That's what he said.Julie: Betcha can't stick that whole lolly-pop in your mouth.Emily: That's what he...
View Articlesrsly
'seriously' spelled without the vowels.used by lazy people on the internet. iNtErNeTmAnIaC1: dis site is teh BOMBZORS!!!InTeRnEtMaNiAc2: SRSLY dude!
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'seriously' spelled without the vowels.used by lazy people on the internet. iNtErNeTmAnIaC1: dis site is teh BOMBZORS!!!InTeRnEtMaNiAc2: SRSLY dude!
View Articleretard
Literal meaning:v. (ri taard’) to slow down; delay process of Slang meaning:n. (ree’ tard) 1. a) a derogatory term for a stupid person or a person who does something stupid b) term used to call...
View ArticleThe Boys of Summer
A song originally written by Don Henley (former lead singer of The Eagles) in 1984, lead track and first single of the album Building the Perfect Beast. Remade by The Ataris in 2003 from their album...
View Articlesoccer
what most of the world calls football Tyler: Hey man, do you play soccer?Taylor: Yeah dude, it's awesome. It takes a lot of skill and practice and it keeps you in good shape.
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